the world reknown cure for depression

grandma and i were cooking dinner for the boys when a program on television had caught her eye. doctor thaddeus tritum had announced to us his world reknown cure for diabetes and arthritis. "this new cure has been blacklisted by all the drug companies because it is simply SO cheap!"

i wasn't really listening, i was busy cutting up carrots using my new tiger claw method, furiously cutting myself into paradise. chop chop chop chop chop...

when all of a sudden grandma threw a loaf of bread at the tv and yelled, "i don't need to pay for happiness! you see this girl right here chopping carrots? she makes me happy, and these boys make me happy, and my sunday afternoon doesn't need this garbage!"