(thinking you know more than anyone else is completely useless;
philosophy is comedy, its a pointing out of the illogicality of our logicality)

the pigeons here don't fly south for the winter man, that's crazy? it's like the
quebecois cold killed their little brains. and you know whats weird? like here
the pigeons dont freak out whenever you walk by, they're the ones messing with you man
back at home the pigeons are scared to death, they WANt to fly south. if we see a pigeon
it's like

keep it concise? you need to keep writing so you have more material to cut with man
haha use the stuff you got (dont woryr lawl u actl ike u dont write everything down now
anyway)


extreme pigeons
stomping on them and saying EXTREME
pulling out a deep fryer and frying them
alrite pigeon nuggets, EXTREME (keep stomping them)
get that birdbeque sauce out
guy in russia skewered a pigeon flying by


people really do judge peopel in the back of their minds like when someone pisses you
off you really do think i wish icould turn their heads into a jelly sandwich and chuck
it at a fuckwall, like say if you like tomatoes and someone else doesnt youre like
oh man you dont okay wahtever
but youre really thinking
this fucking guy hates tomatoes? what a douchebag!


santa outfit with george as a belt
grandma made mos of my clothes
happy george

we have to do this thing in school where we workshop outlines
(i remember someone asking hey who's from concordia
and like i never raise myhand like ever like o man look at these idiots
they go to concordia? im gonna laugh at THEM)
you cant critique something before its done (on workshop)
yuo know
you cant look at a baby and say
~this pLaCenTa iSnt CoOkEd EnOuGH~

i dont want this tomato
because its just
a
mato